Michael Bay Ready To Ruin Another Of Your Childhood Memories
Producer Michael Bay has expressed delight over his deal with Paramount to ruin yet another of your childhood memories on the big screen.
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Barack Obama Appoints Lindsay Lohan As Scandal Czar
Barack Obama has named Lindsay Lohan as new as the new U.S. Scandal Czar following the wave of troubling news stories to hit the White House.
Kate Middleton Gets Oscar Nod For Role As Person Impressed With Kate Middleton Painting
Kate Middleton has received a late Oscar nomination for her performance as someone actually impressed with Kate Middleton’s self-portrait.
David Blaine to Watch Last Three Adam Sandler Movies
In his latest display of extreme endurance, David Blaine has revealed he will watch the last three Adam Sandler movies back to back to back.
9/11 Anniversary: Bin Laden Dead, But Charlie Sheen Still Out There
Barack Obama has warned the American people to stay vigilant, reminding the nation that although Osama Bin Laden may be dead “Charlie Sheen is still out there.”
James Cameron Releases Family Home Movies in 3D
James Cameron has announced the release of his old home movies in 3D to coincide with the 20th anniversary of their first release in his home theatre.
North Korea: “We’ll Stop Making Nukes If You Stop Making Fast and Furious Sequels”
North Korea has pledged to discontinue uranium enrichment if in return the US discontinues its production of Fast and Furious sequels.
Rick Santorum Wins Oscar For Brief Role As Credible Presidential Candidate
Rick Santorum has picked up a surprise Oscar win for his brief but convincing role as a credible candidate for president of the United States.
LA County Police Foil ‘Insidious’ Brendan Fraser Movie Plot
Local authorities believe they have disrupted a “dangerous and twisted” plot lead by Brendan Fraser to make a new movie targeting unsuspecting cinema-goers.
Michael Bay Charged With Molestation of Transformers Franchise
County detectives have issued an arrest warrant for director Michael Bay over accusations of molestation in relation to the Transformers movie franchise.