US Iran Relations At “All Time Low” After Facebook Poke
The relationship between America and Iran has hit a new low after Iran is alleged to have poked them on Facebook, Secretary of State Hilary Clinton admitted today.
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US Punishes ‘Naughty’ Pakistan, Cuts off Allowance Money
The United States confirmed it has cut off Pakistan’s $800 million allowance ‘right this minute’ warning that it would also be grounded for up to a month.
Anthony Weiner Admits To Being Only Democrat With Penis
US Congressman Anthony Weiner has been forced to admit having a penis despite being a member of the Democratic Party.
UN Security Council Criticises Sun’s Nuclear Program
The UN is ‘considering all available options’ after the Sun unleashed a powerful solar flare last week, casting serious doubt over its nuclear program.
America Propose Kermit The Frog For New Egypt Government
The Obama administration is discussing a proposal to turn over power to a transitional government headed by Kermit the Frog, say top administration officials.
Clinton: ‘Britain Vulnerable To Godzilla Attack’
Hilary Clinton delivered a stark warning against major cuts in the British defence budget, which could leave them open to attack from Godzilla, Cthulhu or similar monsters.
US Military Drafts Plan To Invade Ghana After World Cup Loss
America have drafted plans for a full scale military incursion into Ghana after suffering a 2-1 loss at the World Cup.