Miley Cyrus To Kill Goat, Drink Its Blood At Next MTV Performance
Rumours surrounding pop star Miley Cyrus suggests she plans to kill a goat and drink its blood in her performance at next year’s MTV Video Music Awards.
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EU Fear Greece Spending Bailout Money On Secret Drug Addiction
After calls for more financial aid following two seemingly ineffective rescue packages, the EU now suspect Greece of spending bailout money to fund a hidden drug addiction.
World of Warcraft Beats First Week Crack Cocaine Sales
Blizzard Entertainment have confirmed that their new World of Warcraft expansion has broken a long standing sales record to become the fastest selling addictive substance since the crack epidemic of 1984.
Afghan Violence ‘Will Get Worse Before It Gets Worser’
The UK’s most senior military commander has told the coalition government to expect violence in Afghanistan to get worse before it gets ‘even worser’