David Cameron’s Big Society Speech Nominated for Oscar
In a last minute Oscars shock, UK Prime Minister David Cameron has been added to the nominations for best male performance for his role in the defence of ‘The Big Society’
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Barack Obama Sends Hosni Mubarak Angry, All Caps Email
US President Barack Obama has reportedly sent an impassioned, all caps email to Hosni Mubarak requesting his ‘IMMEDIATE’ departure from power.
America Propose Kermit The Frog For New Egypt Government
The Obama administration is discussing a proposal to turn over power to a transitional government headed by Kermit the Frog, say top administration officials.
Angered Smurfs Launch Anti-Government Demonstrations
Tens of thousands of smurfs have gathered for a further day of enraged protests, calling for the ousting of the current smurf leadership.
Julian Assange Reveals Rube Goldberg ‘Insurance’ Plan
Julian Assange has warned that he has set up a system of Rube Goldberg machines to release highly damaging secret documents should anything happen to him or WikiLeaks.
Screen Actors Guild Send TV Doctors To Aid Haiti Crisis
The Screen Actors Guild have stepped up to requests from Haiti for urgent aid, agreeing to send a cast of the best television doctors to the disaster hit country to help fight the cholera epidemic.
Wikileaks Fails to Uncover OJ Simpson’s Sense of Remorse
Wikileaks may have met it’s match after revealing they have been unable to leak any sense of remorse from inside OJ Simpson.
Ireland Receive Bailout “Just In Time To See Harry Potter”
The Irish PM, Brian Cowen, has hailed the €90 billion bailout loan which has come in time to allow the nation’s citizen to afford to see the penultimate instalment of Harry Potter.
George Osborne Wields Spending Axe, Cuts Nap Time
It has emerged that George Osborne will cut nap time in all UK nurseries ‘indefinitely’ as part of the UK spending review.
Visa Announces Races Card
Visa have today unveiled the new Race Card, a credit card with a 0% balance transfer and ability to maximise situations were personal responsibility can be circumvented with the mention of race.