Say Something ‘Bout Mama And “Get Got” Warns Pope Francis
Pope Francis has issued a strong public warning, suggesting in no uncertain terms that anyone who cursed his mother could “get got”.
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God Struggling To Decide Which Team Deserves Super Bowl Win More
Worrying reports from Heaven suggest that with only a day to go until Super Bowl XLVIII, God has yet to decide which team deserves to win the game.
Kanye West Interrupts Pope Francis Person Of The Year Speech
Kanye West has sparked more controversy after interrupting the Pope Francis’ acceptance speech for the Person of the Year award.
US Denies Barack Obama Knew NSA Had Tapped Prayers To God
The National Security Agency is denying reports that Barack Obama has been aware of the surveillance of prayers to God since 2010.
Pope Benedict Admits God No Longer Answering His Phone Calls
Pope Benedict XVI has admitted for the first time that God has not been returning his calls as often as He used to since leaving his post at the Vatican.
Oldest Undeciphered Text “May Be First Ever Terms of Service Agreement”
Researchers have indicated that the world’s oldest undeciphered text could be the first recorded instance of a Term of Service agreement.
“Consensual Man Woman Relations Is Where We Draw The Line,” Say Catholic Church
The Pope has accepted the resignation of a shamed bishop found guilty of having a sexual relationship with a “grown woman” who was “very close to his own age”.
Pope Benedict Urges Church to End ‘Difficult’ Easter Egg Hunt
In his Easter Sunday message the Pope has urged the Catholic Church to call an end to the traditional Easter egg hunt and tell him where the rest of the eggs are hidden.
Priests Encouraged To Attend Sexual Harassment Workshops
The Church of England encouraging all priests to attend a range of workshops aimed at explaining the difference between performing religious duties and sexually abusing children.
God Rejects David Cameron ‘Absent Father’ Label
God, father to Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, has hit back against David Cameron after falling victim to the ‘bad dad’ label branded by the UK Prime Minister.