America Propose Kermit The Frog For New Egypt Government
The Obama administration is discussing a proposal to turn over power to a transitional government headed by Kermit the Frog, say top administration officials.
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Dance Studios To Repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell
NEW YORK – The National Dance Association has approved landmark legislation allowing openly straight people to serve in dance classes and recitals. Instructors voted heavily in favour of overturning the […]
Music Executives Advocate Death To Boost Record Sales
Record executives have called on a number of their most famous artists to consider dying as a way to boost flagging CD album sales.
Gang Members Condemn Justin Bieber Wikileaks Report
Anonymous South Central LA gangs have condemned the leak which revealed profiles of members who recently viewed and voted for Justin Bieber’s ‘Baby’ video on YouTube.