White House: Media Not Reporting Smurf Village Massacre
Donald Trump has lashed out at the “dishonest media” for continuing to underreport serious incidents of terror, including the recent Smurf Village Massacre.
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Fox News Thrilled That People Still Can’t Sign Up For Health Care
Employees at Fox News are reported to be thrilled over new figures showing record numbers of people are still failing to sign up for Obamacare.
Republicans Slam Obama For “Soft Poultry Policy” After Turkey Pardon
Leading Republican figures have slammed Barack Obama’s handling of the annual Thanksgiving turkey pardon and called for a tougher stance on wild game.
Physical Manifestation of Rush Limbaugh’s Blind Rage Early 2016 Frontrunner
After Barack Obama’s re-election, a physical manifestation of Rush Limbaugh’s blind rage is being tipped to become GOP candidate for president in 2016.
Republicans Claim Voter Intimidation After Black Man Added to Election Ballot
The validity of the 2012 presidential election has been questioned by Republicans, accusing Democrats of voter intimidation by adding a black man to the ballot.
9/11 Anniversary: Bin Laden Dead, But Charlie Sheen Still Out There
Barack Obama has warned the American people to stay vigilant, reminding the nation that although Osama Bin Laden may be dead “Charlie Sheen is still out there.”
Florida in Storm Alert As Republican Convention Hits
Locals are being told to “prepare for the worst” on the back of news the Republican National Convention taking place in Florida is continuing to gather speed.
Florida Police Release List of Approved Attire For Black People
Police in Florida have compiled a list of clothing considered acceptable for young black men to be seen wearing around white people.
Framed Ronald Reagan Photo Becomes New Republican Frontrunner
In a late twist in the race for GOP nominee, a framed image of Ronald Reagan has jumped to the top of the polls, hours before the crucial Iowa caucus.
Murdoch Hailed For ‘Lying Through His Teeth’
James Murdoch has been commended by senior executives at News Corp for upholding the company tradition of sticking to a pre-established narrative of events despite the presence of facts.