Fox News Thrilled That People Still Can’t Sign Up For Health Care
Employees at Fox News are reported to be thrilled over new figures showing record numbers of people are still failing to sign up for Obamacare.
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Fox News Pranks Nation, Imitates Credible News Outlet
Fox News has been widely credited for staging ‘the greatest April Fool’s prank of the year’ by masking as a legitimate news organisation for an entire 24-hour news cycle
HMV Discover Something Called “The Internet”
HMV executives believe they are ‘very close’ to determining the reason for the company’s recent poor performance with insiders revealing that it may have something to do with ‘this thing called the internet’.
Clinton: ‘Britain Vulnerable To Godzilla Attack’
Hilary Clinton delivered a stark warning against major cuts in the British defence budget, which could leave them open to attack from Godzilla, Cthulhu or similar monsters.
President Obama Fired After Rolling Stone Interview
Barack Obama was forced to resign as US President after making disparaging remarks about Fox News’s journalistic integrity in a Rolling Stone article.
BP Call End To Flow of Negative Media Reporting On Gulf
BP officials have formally declared an end to the outpouring of negative press after the Deepwater Horizon rig blew up on 20 April.