Penn State Converts Itself Into Catholic Church To Avoid Scrutiny
Penn State college has filed to reclassify itself as a Catholic Church in a bid to avoid further scrutiny following allegations of systematic child sex abuse.
football
Andre Villas-Boas Sacked As Chelsea Manager
Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has taken decisive action to sack newly appointed manager Andre Villas-Boas, five days into his reign as Chelsea boss.
Arsenal Introduce ‘Cost Effective’ Three-Quarter Season Ticket
Arsenal football club have launched a new range of three-quarter season tickets a more cost effective way to watch the team’s season implode.
Super Bowl Showed Way Too Much Football, Say Advertising Fans
An independent survey has shown that 71% of Sunday’s television audience believe the Superbowl was completely ruined by the ‘bits in between the great commercials’
Wikileaks Fails to Uncover OJ Simpson’s Sense of Remorse
Wikileaks may have met it’s match after revealing they have been unable to leak any sense of remorse from inside OJ Simpson.
FIFA Officials Accused of Cheating in FIFA Soccer 96
Three senior Fifa officials have been accused of ‘gross acts of misconduct’ whilst playing FIFA Soccer 96 on the Sega Genesis.
Activision Announce Vuvuzela Hero
Activision have given the video gaming press an early look at their latest music game Vuvuzela Hero, set for launch this holiday season.
US Military Drafts Plan To Invade Ghana After World Cup Loss
America have drafted plans for a full scale military incursion into Ghana after suffering a 2-1 loss at the World Cup.
Equipment Deficit Forces Greece Out of World Cup
Greece have been forced to pull out of the 2010 World Cup after they were found to have a ‘massive deficit’ in equipment leaving them unable to conduct training sessions.
USA Team Criticise North Korea Over ‘Secret Weapon’
The United States football team have urged North Korea to respond to allegations regarding it’s footballing arsenal, specifically star striker Jong Tae-se.