White House: Media Not Reporting Smurf Village Massacre
Donald Trump has lashed out at the “dishonest media” for continuing to underreport serious incidents of terror, including the recent Smurf Village Massacre.
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Barack Obama Gives Predator Drone To Every Audience Member In Debate
The third presidential debate saw a stunning surprise as Barack Obama announced every single audience member would be getting their own predator drone to take home.
Florida in Storm Alert As Republican Convention Hits
Locals are being told to “prepare for the worst” on the back of news the Republican National Convention taking place in Florida is continuing to gather speed.
Florida Police Release List of Approved Attire For Black People
Police in Florida have compiled a list of clothing considered acceptable for young black men to be seen wearing around white people.