Lee Nelson Throws Money At Sepp Blatter, Awarded 2026 World Cup
Lee Nelson has been awarded the 2026 World Cup moments after throwing piles of banknotes over FIFA President Sepp Blatter during a press conference.
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FIFA Order Luis Suarez To Be Properly Fed Before Matches
FIFA’s independent disciplinary committee have order Luis Suarez to eat three square meals a day after biting Giorgio Chiellini.
English FA Urge FIFA To Move Qatar 2022 World Cup To 1966
The FA have called on FIFA to “seriously consider” moving the Qatar World Cup to the summer of 1966.
Bank of England Use Fifa Ranking Formula to Show Economy Growing at 98%
The Bank of England has increased its growth forecast from 0.8% to approximately 98% since employing the same formula Fifa uses to rank international football teams.
ITV Apologises As Torres Champions League Footage From FIFA 12
Ofcom has ruled that ITV misled viewers by airing footage of Fernando Torres as a fully contributing member of Chelsea FC, which was actually material taken from FIFA 12.
“Some of My Favourite Players Are Black” Says Sepp Blatter
Sepp Blatter has played down controversy surrounding his remarks on racism in football by reminding people that some of his favourite players are black.
FIFA Officials Accused of Cheating in FIFA Soccer 96
Three senior Fifa officials have been accused of ‘gross acts of misconduct’ whilst playing FIFA Soccer 96 on the Sega Genesis.
World Cup Inspector Found Dead In Lounge
A Fifa Inspector has been found dead two days after having privately criticised England’s bid to host the 2018 World Cup.
Mexico Attempt to Re-Enter World Cup After Deportation
Mexico are still said to be’ livid’ over FIFA’s decision to deported them from the World Cup due to shocking revalations all 23 members were playing withought proper documentation.
US Military Drafts Plan To Invade Ghana After World Cup Loss
America have drafted plans for a full scale military incursion into Ghana after suffering a 2-1 loss at the World Cup.