“Al-Qaeda May Be Plotting To Fund Future Series of The Kardashians,” Warn FBI
The FBI have warned al-Qaeda may be preparing renewed attacks on the United States, possibly by funding future seasons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
fbi
US Charge Colonel Mustard In Plot To Kill Mr Boddy
Eric Holder today revealed that US authorities have broken up a plot by Colonel Mustard to assassinate Mr John Boddy in the Billiard Room using a Candlestick.
FBI ‘All Over’ Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Case
The FBI has moved to reassure Scarlett Johansson by promising “every single agent” was investigating the unauthorised leak of the star’s nude photos.