Facebook Launches New Apology Plus App
In the wake of the latest privacy scandal, Facebook has announced a new version of its genuine remorse called Apology Plus.
Government Ditches Web Surveillance Plans, Uses Facebook Instead
Relenting to public outcry, David Cameron announced the government will ditch controversial web surveillance plans and just friend people on Facebook instead.
Joy As Millions of New Yorkers Now Able To Charge Their iPhones
After the most devastating natural disaster to hit the state, returning power to Lower Manhattan has allowed thousands of residents to finally charge their iPhone.
Oldest Undeciphered Text “May Be First Ever Terms of Service Agreement”
Researchers have indicated that the world’s oldest undeciphered text could be the first recorded instance of a Term of Service agreement.
A Response Letter From Joseph Kony
The following letter to internet users was delivered today on behalf of Joseph Kony.
Facebook Updates Terms of Service, Will Require User DNA
Facebook have unveiled an update to their terms of service which will required users to submit DNA samples to continue using the service.
US Iran Relations At “All Time Low” After Facebook Poke
The relationship between America and Iran has hit a new low after Iran is alleged to have poked them on Facebook, Secretary of State Hilary Clinton admitted today.
Framed Ronald Reagan Photo Becomes New Republican Frontrunner
In a late twist in the race for GOP nominee, a framed image of Ronald Reagan has jumped to the top of the polls, hours before the crucial Iowa caucus.
Facebook Backtracks On Plans To Rifle Through User’s Garbage
After an unexpected public backlash, Facebook has reserved an earlier update to its privacy policy giving it permission to go through the garbage of its users.
Google Unveil New Way To Steal Your Private Information
Online search giant Google have launched a new social network that it believes will “totally change the way we think about invading your privacy.”