EU Demand Greece Eat Pig Anus to Secure Next Installment of Bailout
In a move to toughen financial regulations, Eurozone finance ministers have demanded Greece eat pig anus in order to secure future bailout payments.
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The Irish PM, Brian Cowen, has hailed the €90 billion bailout loan which has come in time to allow the nation’s citizen to afford to see the penultimate instalment of Harry Potter.