Google Confirm “Yes, Our Robots Will Eventually Destroy Humanity”
After its purchase of a military grade robotics company, Google have confirmed that yes, they are trying to start a robot apocalypse that will kill us all.
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Republicans Unveil Google.com As Obamacare Alternative
Congressional House Republicans have unveiled their first genuine alternative to the Affordable Care Act: google.com.
Gang Leaders Accused of Racial Profiling Potential Applicants
A damning new study has revealed Caucasians applicants to be “woefully under-represented” within gangs across poor cities, with nearly three quarters of top gang roles held by black men.
“Actually, We Would Like To Continue Making Obama Miserable,” Say GOP
The Republican Party have announced their exit from the race for president to concentrate on making President Obama’s life miserable for another four years.
Sesame Street Cast To Explain Government To Washington
The makers of hit show Sesame Street have invited members of congress to a special taping of the show designed to teach them how governments should work.
Barack Obama Launches Kickstarter Project To Service National Debt
United States President Barack Obama has signed up to Kickstarter in an unprecedented attempt to raise enough capital for the country to service it’s debt.
Republicans Propose Bill To Repeal Candy From Babies
House Republicans are set to press forward with legislation that would see candy repealed from millions of babies across the United States.