Britain To Seek Post-Brexit Trade Deal With Wakanda
Trade Secretary Liam Fox has said Britain is eager to leave the EU Customs Union in order to trade freely with the nation of Wakanda post Brexit.
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Nick Clegg Calls For 2015 Election Debate To Be Held In 2010
Nick Clegg has called for next month’s General Election debate to be rescheduled April 2010, when he had a chance of being Prime Minister.
Grief Clinics Set To Stay Open For England World Cup Matches
David Cameron has overruled the Home Office and ordered a review to ensure that grief clinic opening hours can be extended for England’s World Cup matches.
Nick Clegg Joins West Ham on Season Long Loan
A surprise deadline day transfer has seen Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg leave the coalition government and sign for West Ham United on a season long loan.
David Cameron Accidentally Leaves Nick Clegg in Downing Street
David Cameron has issued a public apology after leaving Nick Clegg alone in Downing Street, and technically in charge of the country, for almost 15 minutes.
Leveson Inquiry: Sideshow Bob Questioned Over Phone Hacking
Ex News International executive and professional clown Sideshow Bob is the latest individual to be called up to the Leveson inquiry surrounding ethics in journalism.
Murdoch: “I Was Too Busy Influencing Politics To Notice Phone Hacking”
Rupert Murdoch has admitted there was a cover up of phone hacking, but claimed he was too busy influencing the political landscape in the UK to possibly notice it.
UN Peace Plan Calls For Assad To Be Given Nick Clegg’s Job
Arab foreign ministers have backed Kofi Annan’s plan to see Bashar al-Assad removed from power by giving him Nick Clegg’s job in the coalition government.
David Cameron’s Economic Outlook: “Actually, Britain Can’t Afford 2012”
Despite being less than 24 hours into the New Year, David Cameron has declared Britain can no longer afford to stay in 2012 and will return to the year 2011.
UK and China Agree To £1.4bn Cheap Crap Deal
The UK and Chinese governments have announced a record £1.4 billion trade deal that will see an increase in the flow of counterfeit goods and cheap crap into Britain.