Lance Armstrong Tests Positive for Remorse-Enhancing Drugs
Lance Armstrong is facing calls to pull out of his campaign to restore his public image after testing positive for remorse enhancing substances.
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Toys R Us: Energizer Bunny Ran “Most Sophisticated” Doping Operation
A shocking Toys R US report has detailed the Energizer Bunny’s leading role in “the most sophisticated, professionalised and successful doping programme this store has ever seen”.
Paralympics: Oscar Pistorius Tests Positive For Sour Grapes
In sad news for athletics, Paralympic Runner Oscar Pistorius has tested positive for the banned substance Sour Grapes.
Olympics: Incredible Hulk Protests Innocence Amid Doping Controversy
The Incredible Hulk is fighting to save his reputation after being accused of taking performance enhancing substances during the London Olympics.