David Cameron Accidentally Leaves Nick Clegg in Downing Street
David Cameron has issued a public apology after leaving Nick Clegg alone in Downing Street, and technically in charge of the country, for almost 15 minutes.
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President Credits Stance On Homosexuality To Marathon Session Of Glee
U.S. President Barack Obama has attributed his bold stance on gay marriage to a two season marathon of musical drama Glee.
David Cameron and Nick Clegg To Attend Relationship Counseling
Coalition leaders David Cameron and Nick Clegg have agreed to seek professional help and take counseling sessions in a bid to repair their troubled relationship.
David Cameron Rates White House Visit 2.5 Stars On TripAdvisor
UK Prime Minister David Cameron has risked damaging the relationship between America and Britain after rating his U.S. visit two and a half stars on TripAdvisor.
David Cameron’s Economic Outlook: “Actually, Britain Can’t Afford 2012”
Despite being less than 24 hours into the New Year, David Cameron has declared Britain can no longer afford to stay in 2012 and will return to the year 2011.
Nick Clegg: Britain Is Now The Nick Clegg of Europe
Nick Clegg has launched a scathing attack on David Cameron’s use of an EU veto, saying the Prime Minister risks turning Britain “into the me of Europe”.
Barack Obama Agrees Deal To Hand His Balls To Republicans
President Barack Obama says he has finally reached an agreement on the debt ceiling which will see Republican congressmen take full possession of his balls.
Norway Gunman “Giving Us Racists A Bad Name” Say KKK
The Klu Klux Klan have joined a growing number of hate groups to distance themselves from Anders Behring Breivik after fears he would give honest racists a bad name.
Ed Miliband To Be Replaced With Cardboard Cutout Of Ed Miliband
In a move to inject dynamism into the party, rumors have indicated that Labour leaders are set to replace leader Ed Miliband with a cardboard cutout of leader Ed Miliband.
Fox News Pranks Nation, Imitates Credible News Outlet
Fox News has been widely credited for staging ‘the greatest April Fool’s prank of the year’ by masking as a legitimate news organisation for an entire 24-hour news cycle