“We Can Build Extra Planes From Lego” Says Cameron
British forces are scrambling to construct a number of fighter jets, submarines and ammunition from Lego to supplement it’s military after recent budget cuts.
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Colonel Gaddafi Demands Sheen Role In Two And A Half Men
Colonel Gaddafi has launched a ferocious promotional campaign against Warner Bros studios, demanding to be considered as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on Two and a Half Men.
The A-Team To Be Deployed To Libya
In an overly dramatic bid to put an end to the political unrest in Libya, the UN have enlisted the services of the A-Team for what is understood to be for a ‘reasonable’ fee.
Hungry Protesters Demand End To Burger King’s Reign
The 40-year rule of the Burger King is believed to be under ‘serious’ threat amid increasing unrest throughout the fast food chain’s restaurants ad drive-thru locations.