Rick Santorum Storms To Primary Win In Seventeenth Century
Following wins in Super Tuesday voting, Rick Santorum has emerged as the winner of another key primary – picking up like minded voters from the seventeenth century.
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Priests Encouraged To Attend Sexual Harassment Workshops
The Church of England encouraging all priests to attend a range of workshops aimed at explaining the difference between performing religious duties and sexually abusing children.
Pope Condemns Berlusconi Child-Free Sex Scandal
Pope Benedict XVI has voiced his criticism of Silvio Berlusconi for finding himself embroiled in a sex scandal involving women and not young boys.
Vatician Confirm Pope Partnership With Trojan Condoms
Trojan – manufacture of Magnum brand condoms – have unveiled Pope Benedict XVI as the face of a new line of extra sength condoms.
Vatican Dismiss Macaulay Culkin ‘Rumors’
Cardinal Angelo Sodano has urged the Catholic faithful not to be swayed by “petty gossip” surrounding allegations the Pope covered up the abuse of Macaulay Culkin.
Steve Jobs Releases iReligion
Thousands of Apple fans lined up outside stores across the globe to convert to iReligion, a legally recognised religion released by Steve Jobs after over 10 years of speculation.