Santa’s Reindeer Call For Christmas Eve Strike Over Pay
Christmas Eve plans have been thrown into turmoil after Blitzen, Dancer, Prancer and other reindeer threatened Santa with strike action on December 24th.
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Pope To Further Reach Out To Young People By Skipping Christmas Mass
Following his arrival to Twitter, the Pope has outlined plans to double down on his efforts to reach young people by skipping this year’s Christmas Mass ceremony.
End Times #1 Excuse Given By Men Who Haven’t Begun Christmas Shopping
A recent consumer survey suggests the Mayan doomsday prophecy is now the number one reason men everywhere have still not begun their Christmas shopping.
Barack Obama Announces The Death of Waldo
In a dramatic late night press conference, President Barack Obama has announced the death of Waldo after years in hiding.
Santa’s Workshop Conditions ‘Exposed’ In Undercover Report
Santa Claus has publicly defended conditions inside his workshop following a five month undercover investigation into poor working conditions.
James Murdoch Maintains He “Did Not Know Santa Claus Was Not Real”
In a two-and-a-half hour parliamentary hearing, James Murdoch has continued to deny being told three years ago that Santa Claus was not a real person.
Andre Villas-Boas Sacked As Chelsea Manager
Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has taken decisive action to sack newly appointed manager Andre Villas-Boas, five days into his reign as Chelsea boss.
HMV Discover Something Called “The Internet”
HMV executives believe they are ‘very close’ to determining the reason for the company’s recent poor performance with insiders revealing that it may have something to do with ‘this thing called the internet’.
The Grinch ‘Losing War on Christmas’
A recently commissioned 1000 page study has concluded that the Grinch is losing the war on Christmas ‘in a major way’.
America ‘Not Invited’ to UN Christmas Party
The US government has begun a major ass kissing campaign after outrage over diplomatic cables left them without an invite to the annual UN Christmas party.