Jeremy Corbyn Reveals Dossier ‘Proving Christmas Up For Sale’
Jeremy Corbyn revealed he has obtained official documents that show Christmas will be up for sale in a Conservative post-Brexit trade deal.
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Donald Trump Announces Resignation of Santa Claus
NORTH POLE – In the latest sudden resignation during the Trump administration, Santa Claus has confirmed he will resign his post this Christmas.
MPs Wake To Empty Christmas Stockings After Wishing For Brexit
UNITED KINGDOM – Several MPs have reported waking to empty stockings and nothing under their trees, despite a sustained campaign of wishing for a Brexit deal this Christmas.
Donald Trump To Build Wall Around North Pole
Donald Trump has announced a controversial plan to build a wall around the North Pole in order to keep “the wrong kind of presents from entering America.”
CIA Used Torture To Obtain Santa’s Christmas List
Reports from CIA torture report reveal Santa was victim to brutal interrogation techniques to determine the contents of his Christmas list.
Man Files For Divorce After Kid Sees Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
A local man has filed for divorce after his wife was caught kissing Santa Claus late on Christmas Eve.
Edward Snowden Leak Reveals Extent of Santa Surveillance Program
Fresh leaks from whistleblower Edward Snowden have exposed the existence of a mass surveillance program used by Santa to monitor naughty and nice children.
Kim Jong-Un Executes Uncle “To Reduce Hassle Of Christmas Shopping”
Kim Jong-Un has explained his decision to execute his uncle came after struggling to find a suitable Christmas gift for the former regime advisor.
Santa Claus Latest Arrest In Jimmy Savile Investigation
Santa Claus has been arrested and brought in for questioning as part of the police investigation related to the Jimmy Saville abuse claims.
Government Calls on Santa to Get More Poor Children on Nice List
The government has called on Santa Claus to get more children from poorer backgrounds on to the Nice List after this year’s delivery of presents.