Sesame Street Cast To Explain Government To Washington
The makers of hit show Sesame Street have invited members of congress to a special taping of the show designed to teach them how governments should work.
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China To Bring Human Rights Violations Down To “Reasonable Levels”
After calling the current level of human rights violations shameful, China have vowed to bring the number of atrocities “down to acceptable levels.”
UK and China Agree To £1.4bn Cheap Crap Deal
The UK and Chinese governments have announced a record £1.4 billion trade deal that will see an increase in the flow of counterfeit goods and cheap crap into Britain.
New Nokia Device Hailed As ‘Marvel’ In Doorstop Technology
Following an early look by gadget enthusiasts, Nokia’s highly anticipated smartphone has been hailed as the “most innovate doorstop on the market.”
Sarah Palin Visits Zoo To Boost Foreign Experience
Following recent visits to India and Israel, Sarah Palin has ended her world tour with a trip to San Diego Zoo in a last ditch effort to gain foreign policy experience.
Captain Planet Fired For ‘Gross Negligence’
The employment of Captain Planet has been terminated with immediate effect after he was found ‘severely lacking and at times incompetent’ in his role as protector of the environment.
US Calls On China To Repeal ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’
The US government has opened discussions with China over it’s ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy. The strict unofficial policy has been in place for a number of years and seeks to protect openly lead painted toys from being discriminated against in the international toy market