Chicken Wing Theft Sets Race Back “Decades” Says Sharpton
Two men have been accused of reinforcing African-American stereotypes after stealing thousands of dollars worth of chicken wings.
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Hungry Protesters Demand End To Burger King’s Reign
The 40-year rule of the Burger King is believed to be under ‘serious’ threat amid increasing unrest throughout the fast food chain’s restaurants ad drive-thru locations.
Ricky Hatton Unifies KFC, Popeyes Family Meals
Ricky Hatton rolled back the years last night when he successfully unified a bucket of KFC with a Popeyes Chicken and Biscuits family meal.
McDonald’s Recall Burgers Over Real Beef Scare
McDonald’s have been forced to recall as many as nine million Big Macs, Double Cheeseburgers and Big Tastys after fears that they could contain as much as 100% real beef.
Visa Announces Races Card
Visa have today unveiled the new Race Card, a credit card with a 0% balance transfer and ability to maximise situations were personal responsibility can be circumvented with the mention of race.
Ronald McDonald To Run For California Governor
Ronald McDonald has announced his shock entry into the 2010 California gubernatorial elections in an astonishing bid to become California’s next Governor.
Arizona Blasts Taco Bell Expansion Plans
Arizona officials have condemned proposed plans for the construction of a 4,200 square foot, single storey Taco Bell ‘just down the street’ from a Popeyes Chicken and Biscuits restaurant
Al Qaeda To Use Junk Food In Effort To Kill More Americans
Al Qaeda have admitted they can no longer compete with fast food restaurants when it comes to killing Americans and will halt current terrorist activities to open their own burger chain.
Black Man Dead After Exposing KFC Recipe
CLEVELAND – A local black man was found dead in his home days after announcing to friends and relatives that he had discovered the secret blend of 11 herbs and […]