Traces of Horsemeat Found in Premier League Footballer
The horsemeat scandal took an unexpected turn this weekend after traces of horsemeat were found in players of British football clubs.
Chelsea
Benitez Gains Support of Fans After Sleeping With Wayne Bridge’s Missus
Rafa Benitez has endeared himself to fans after announcing he had slept with Wayne Bridge’s missus prior to the club’s Champions League exit.
Rafael Benitez Signs Rolling Minute to Minute Contract At Chelsea
Chelsea have appointed Rafael Benitez as their new manager on a rolling minute to minute contract.
Chelsea Eye Mark Clattenburg As Future Club Captain After Racist Remarks
Following allegations of racist comments towards a player, Chelsea insiders suggest the club are “definitely interested” in making Mark Clattenburg a future club captain.
Terry Retires From International Team To Spend More Time Philandering
John Terry has announced his decision to retire from international football in order to prolong his domestic philandering career.
Liverpool Sign Samsung Fridge Freezer As Andy Carroll Replacement
In a decisive move to prove cover in attack following the departure of Andy Carroll, Liverpool have bought a Samsung model fridge freezer from Currys.
Response Letter From John Terry: “How Can I Be A Racist?”
The following is a letter sent by John Terry in the wake of being found not guilty of a racially aggravated public order offence.
Syrian President: The Villas-Boas Reign Is Now Untenable
Bashar al Assad has launched a scathing attack on Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas, calling for a swift end to his managerial reign before any more damage is done to the club.
ITV Apologises As Torres Champions League Footage From FIFA 12
Ofcom has ruled that ITV misled viewers by airing footage of Fernando Torres as a fully contributing member of Chelsea FC, which was actually material taken from FIFA 12.
Andre Villas-Boas Sacked As Chelsea Manager
Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has taken decisive action to sack newly appointed manager Andre Villas-Boas, five days into his reign as Chelsea boss.