Facebook Launches New Apology Plus App
In the wake of the latest privacy scandal, Facebook has announced a new version of its genuine remorse called Apology Plus.
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Oxford Street Terror Attack Foiled Due To Planned Engineering Works
Al-Shabaab’s planned terror attack on major London shopping areas has been disrupted due to planned engineering work on the underground this weekend.
Microsoft Expect Hotmail Facelift Will Bring User Numbers Back Above 10
Microsoft have announced the latest revamp to its Hotmail service is expected to bring the free web mail clients users base up to “ten or more people at least.”
Fred Goodwin Stripped of His Tesco Clubcard
In what is being recognised as a dramatic fall from grace, former Royal Bank of Scotland chief Fred Goodwin has been stripped of his Tesco Clubcard.
WWE Chairman Found Guilty of Match Fixing
The world of professional wrestling entertainment has been left stunned after Vince McMahon was found guilty of match-fixing.
Herman Cain Military Plan “Taken From Command & Conquer”
Republican nominee for president Herman Cain has come under more scrutiny after critics likened his plans for US defense to the original Command & Conquer video game.
Goldman Sachs Cancels Contract With God
In what looks to become a hostile legal battle, banking giant Goldman Sachs have announced that they are to cancel their ‘unworkable contract’ with God with immediate effect
HMV Discover Something Called “The Internet”
HMV executives believe they are ‘very close’ to determining the reason for the company’s recent poor performance with insiders revealing that it may have something to do with ‘this thing called the internet’.