HP To Slaughter 9,000 Staff In Downsizing Exercise
Hewlett-Packard has announced plans to shed 9,000 jobs over three years by initiating a company-wide cull of employees.
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Ronald McDonald To Run For California Governor
Ronald McDonald has announced his shock entry into the 2010 California gubernatorial elections in an astonishing bid to become California’s next Governor.
Captain Planet Fired For ‘Gross Negligence’
The employment of Captain Planet has been terminated with immediate effect after he was found ‘severely lacking and at times incompetent’ in his role as protector of the environment.
Republicans Propose New Site For Mosque In Guantanamo Bay
In an effort to repair ties with the Muslim community, Republican politicians have offered Guantanamo Bay as an alternative site for the proposed Islamic centre and Mosque.
California Turns to Prostitution to Service Debt
In a tragic turn of events this week, the state of California is to switch it’s major export from Hollywood movies to prostitution in a last ditch attempt to tackle […]