God Struggling To Decide Which Team Deserves Super Bowl Win More
Worrying reports from Heaven suggest that with only a day to go until Super Bowl XLVIII, God has yet to decide which team deserves to win the game.
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Pope Benedict Admits God No Longer Answering His Phone Calls
Pope Benedict XVI has admitted for the first time that God has not been returning his calls as often as He used to since leaving his post at the Vatican.
Goldman Sachs Cancels Contract With God
In what looks to become a hostile legal battle, banking giant Goldman Sachs have announced that they are to cancel their ‘unworkable contract’ with God with immediate effect
God Considers Legal Action Against Stephen Hawking
God is said to be considering legal action after reacting angrily to claims by Stephen Hawking He had nothing to do with the Big Bang.