“I Always Meant Microwave Oven Ready Brexit Deal” Says Johnson
LONDON, UK – British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has reminded the nation that the “oven ready” Brexit trade deal he promised was always meant to be a microwave oven ready […]
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Jeremy Corbyn Reveals Dossier ‘Proving Christmas Up For Sale’
Jeremy Corbyn revealed he has obtained official documents that show Christmas will be up for sale in a Conservative post-Brexit trade deal.
Britain To Seek Post-Brexit Trade Deal With Wakanda
Trade Secretary Liam Fox has said Britain is eager to leave the EU Customs Union in order to trade freely with the nation of Wakanda post Brexit.
MPs Wake To Empty Christmas Stockings After Wishing For Brexit
UNITED KINGDOM – Several MPs have reported waking to empty stockings and nothing under their trees, despite a sustained campaign of wishing for a Brexit deal this Christmas.