MPs Wake To Empty Christmas Stockings After Wishing For Brexit
UNITED KINGDOM – Several MPs have reported waking to empty stockings and nothing under their trees, despite a sustained campaign of wishing for a Brexit deal this Christmas.
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Donald Trump To Build Wall Around North Pole
Donald Trump has announced a controversial plan to build a wall around the North Pole in order to keep “the wrong kind of presents from entering America.”
Nigel Farage Blasts Immigrant Policy As Saharan Dust Settles In UK
Nigel Farage has demanded a tougher immigration policy after large amounts of dust were allowed to migrate from Africa and settle in the UK this week.
Cartels Reject “Dergatory” Comparison To Energy Companies
Mexican drug lords have unanimously voiced their outrage at comparisons made between cartels and British Energy supplies.
Mexico Attempt to Re-Enter World Cup After Deportation
Mexico are still said to be’ livid’ over FIFA’s decision to deported them from the World Cup due to shocking revalations all 23 members were playing withought proper documentation.
Narcotic Border Crossing
Mexico has been a good export of cheap, disposable labour and that relationship has worked pretty well thus far. The US gets a mass of bodies that will unknowingly work […]