Ohio Residents Brace For Approaching Storm of Campaign Ads
Residents of Ohio are being told to prepare for a “superstorm” of political campaign advertisement ahead of the 2012 presidential election this week.
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Colonel Gaddafi Calls On Nick Clegg To Quit
DOWNING STREET – Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi has joined mounting international pressure calling for Nick Clegg to step down peacefully from his position as deputy prime minister before more ‘wanton […]
Osama Bin Laden Releases New Video in 3D
In an unexpected theatrical release, al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has issued a new video in 3D, threatening the West and wowing audiences at the same time.
Where’s Wally Bin Laden Edition ‘Too Hard’
A new version of the famous Where’s Wally series featuring Osama Bin Laden has been slammed for being ‘way too difficult’
Al-Qaeda Number Two Leaves To Launch Solo Terrorist Career
Ayman al-Zawahri has announced he is leaving popular terrorist organisation Al-Qaeda after over a decade in the group to launch his own solo terrorist career
Bert Denies Allegations of Relationship With Ernie
In an emotional press conference, Bert has issued a statement condemning rumours of an improper relationship with male co-star Ernie as ‘utterly false’, insisting he, Ernie and Rubber Duckie were just friends.
Bin Laden Tape Urges ‘Brothers’ To See Twilight
A video tape purported to be from Osama bin Laden has called on terror cells across America to go and see the recently released Twilight: Eclipse movie.
US Mistakenly Invades Afghanistan For Second Time
US forces are said to be dumbfounded after they invaded Afghanistan, forgetting that they had already occupied the country for almost a decade.
Bin Laden Manhunt Continues On Moon
Earth’s nearest neighbour is now scene of America’s fight against terrorism and search for Osama Bin Laden as the Obama administration invaded the moon last week. It is believed that […]