President Obama Fired After Rolling Stone Interview
Barack Obama was forced to resign as US President after making disparaging remarks about Fox News’s journalistic integrity in a Rolling Stone article.
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BP Call End To Flow of Negative Media Reporting On Gulf
BP officials have formally declared an end to the outpouring of negative press after the Deepwater Horizon rig blew up on 20 April.
Afghan Violence ‘Will Get Worse Before It Gets Worser’
The UK’s most senior military commander has told the coalition government to expect violence in Afghanistan to get worse before it gets ‘even worser’
President Obama Condemns Harry Potter Book Burning
US President Barack Obama called plans for a group of Percy Jackson fans to burn books of rival fiction series Harry Potter ‘dangerous and inflammatory’.
Yellow Cake ‘Motherload’ Discovered In Iraq
Barack Obama has order the return of troops to Iraq after 550 metric tons of ‘sumptuous’ yellow cake was discovered in Saddam Hussein’s palace
Joe Biden Visits Iraq, Bores Audience With Pointless Story
The Iraqi pullout ceremony has been thrown into jepordy as US Vice President Joe Biden has begun telling a ‘long winded and largely uninteresting’ story about the time he discovered the joys of hot cocoa.
Iran To Extend Nuclear Family Programme
Iran has announced it will step up it’s plan to build more nuclear families across the country in defiance of western leaders demands for it to scale back it’s ‘agressive’ nuclear ambition.
Mel Gibson Racial Slur Leak Cap Continues to Hold
PR experts have finally managed to stop the flow of obscenities, spite and racial outbursts flowing from the leak in Mel Gibson’s mouth using an innovative new cap system.
Israel to Accept Palestinian Friend Request on Facebook
US President Barack Obama has praised ‘outstanding’ progress in Middle East peace talks after Israel said they would accept Palestine’s friend request on Facebook.
World Leaders Convene For G8 Afterparty
David Cameron has urged ‘tight focus’ on preparations for the G8 afterparty – his first as Prime Minister – to ensure it would be as ‘on and popping’ as previous years.