Barack Obama Speech Fails To Address Nolan Snub
Barack Obama’s State of the Union address has been slammed for failing to address the biggest issue facing the country – Christopher Nolan’s snub for Best Director Oscar nomination.
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“No Legislation Until We Get A Bouncy Castle” Say GOP
Republicans have wasted no time in setting their agenda for the new year by threatening to block all legislation until Barack Obama agreed to install a bouncy castle on the floor of the House of Representatives
America ‘Not Invited’ to UN Christmas Party
The US government has begun a major ass kissing campaign after outrage over diplomatic cables left them without an invite to the annual UN Christmas party.
Barack Obama Agrees to Extend McRib Sales Period
President Obama has announced a landmark deal to extend the availability of the McRib sandwich past it’s original six week promotional sales window.
Wikileaks Fails to Uncover OJ Simpson’s Sense of Remorse
Wikileaks may have met it’s match after revealing they have been unable to leak any sense of remorse from inside OJ Simpson.
Where’s Wally Bin Laden Edition ‘Too Hard’
A new version of the famous Where’s Wally series featuring Osama Bin Laden has been slammed for being ‘way too difficult’
Ann San Suu Kyi Victim of ‘Brilliant’ Reality TV Prank
BURMA – Ann San Suu Kyi has revealed her ‘deep disappointment’ after becoming the first victim of new reality television show Politically Punk’d. The MTV production sees host Ashton Kutcher […]
Man Who Played Barack Obama in 08 ‘Angered’ By Midterm Loss
The man who played Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election has revealed his ‘deep anger’ over Barack Obama’s failure to capitalise on the momentum he created two years ago.
Midterm Candidate Comes Out, Admits To Being Democrat
Congressman Gene Taylor has rocked the US midterm elections after a shocking admission that he is Democrat.
Trapped Democrats Hopeful of Election Success
Barack Obama and 33 other Democrats have trapped themselves inside a Colorado mine in an astonishing attempt to boost voter sentiment ahead of November’s midterm elections.