“Actually, We Would Like To Continue Making Obama Miserable,” Say GOP
The Republican Party have announced their exit from the race for president to concentrate on making President Obama’s life miserable for another four years.
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Barack Obama Agrees Deal To Hand His Balls To Republicans
President Barack Obama says he has finally reached an agreement on the debt ceiling which will see Republican congressmen take full possession of his balls.
Barack Obama Launches Kickstarter Project To Service National Debt
United States President Barack Obama has signed up to Kickstarter in an unprecedented attempt to raise enough capital for the country to service it’s debt.
G8 Achieve Significant Progress In Posing For Photographs
The G8 summit was hailed as a significant success after world leaders managed to secure a number of ‘amazing’ photos over the two days
Comedians Put Pressure On Sarah Palin to Run For President
Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has come under increased pressure from comedians to run for president following the shock announcement by Donald Trump to withdraw from the race.
Winklevoss Twins Sue White House Over “Our Idea To Kill Bin Laden”
Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss are set to launch legal proceedings against Barack Obama, accusing him of stealing their idea to kill Osama Bin Laden.
President Obama Defends No-Fly Zone In Angry Birds
Barack Obama has made his first formal speech in defence of the no-fly established by the United States in Angry Birds
Man Who Played Obama in 2008 Election To Run in 2012
The man who played Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election has announced that he will run for president in 2012
Colonel Gaddafi Calls On Nick Clegg To Quit
DOWNING STREET – Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi has joined mounting international pressure calling for Nick Clegg to step down peacefully from his position as deputy prime minister before more ‘wanton […]
Barack Obama Sends Hosni Mubarak Angry, All Caps Email
US President Barack Obama has reportedly sent an impassioned, all caps email to Hosni Mubarak requesting his ‘IMMEDIATE’ departure from power.