United States To End All Manned Missions To Space Mountain
In a blow for US space ambitions, the White House has confirmed it will end all manned missions to Space Mountain from 2013.
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President Credits Stance On Homosexuality To Marathon Session Of Glee
U.S. President Barack Obama has attributed his bold stance on gay marriage to a two season marathon of musical drama Glee.
Bigots Forced To Decide Which They Hate Less: Black Guy Or Mormon
Voters who class themselves as bigots are being forced to face an “impossible choice” in the 2012 presidential elections: choosing between a Mormon and a black guy.
Rick Santorum Ends Campaign To Spend More Time Fighting Social Progression
Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has announced he is ending his bid for the White House to concentrate on fighting years of social progression.
David Cameron Rates White House Visit 2.5 Stars On TripAdvisor
UK Prime Minister David Cameron has risked damaging the relationship between America and Britain after rating his U.S. visit two and a half stars on TripAdvisor.
SEAL Team 6 Successfully Pick Up Obama Daughters From School
SEAL Team 6 have rescued the president’s daughters from school in the kind of daring raid the Obama administration said “ensures the girls are home in time for dinner”.
Barack Obama Officially Endorses Newt Gingrich
Current president Barack Obama has strongly endorsed Newt Gingrich as his pick to face Barack Obama in the November election season.
White House Names Armed Predator Drone As Person of the Year
The White House has selected its person of the year, giving the distinction to the individual they feel has had the most impact throughout the year: The predator drone.
Western Panic Eases After Chinese Missile Break Apart During Use
Fears over a growing Chinese military threat have lifted today after reports that several anti-aircraft ballistic missiles have fallen apart during repeat use.
Barack Obama Declares Spider-Man Musical ‘A National Disaster’
United States President Barack Obama has officially declared Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark a “major” national disaster.