EU Demand Greece Eat Pig Anus to Secure Next Installment of Bailout
In a move to toughen financial regulations, Eurozone finance ministers have demanded Greece eat pig anus in order to secure future bailout payments.
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George Osborne Wields Spending Axe, Cuts Nap Time
It has emerged that George Osborne will cut nap time in all UK nurseries ‘indefinitely’ as part of the UK spending review.
Wu Tang Clan Make Job Cuts As Unemployment Rises
After years of explosive growth, the Wu Tang Clan have been forced into an unexpected round of job cuts, pushing their unemployment rate past 20%.