Apple Unveil New Ultra Thin iPad 2D
Apple have released a new model of the iPad tablet which they claim is so thin it only exists in two dimensions of space.
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Apple To Launch New iPhone With Pre Cracked Screen
Apple have announced it will follow up with a new version of the iPhone that has the screen already broken and cracked beyond repair.
Mitt Romney Crushed By Magic 8-Ball in Debate Warm Up
Mitt Romney has suffered a major setback ahead of the presidential debates after a crushing defeat to Magic 8-Ball forced him to call short a warm up debate session.
Apple Hails iPhone 5 As Revolution In Faking Enthusiasm
Following the announcement of the company’s latest phone, CEO Tim Cook has hailed the iPhone 5 as a “revolution” in faking enthusiasm for a consumer electronics product.
Microsoft Expect Hotmail Facelift Will Bring User Numbers Back Above 10
Microsoft have announced the latest revamp to its Hotmail service is expected to bring the free web mail clients users base up to “ten or more people at least.”
Nigerian President Sends Email Request For Financial Aid
The following is a leaked message from the office of Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan sent to western leaders following his declaration of a state of emergency.
“How Will People Know I’ve Got The New One?” Say Insecure iPhone Users
Apple have been slammed for releasing a phone that looks identical to the last one, leaving insecure users with no visible way to demonstrate their social superiority to strangers.
UK and China Agree To £1.4bn Cheap Crap Deal
The UK and Chinese governments have announced a record £1.4 billion trade deal that will see an increase in the flow of counterfeit goods and cheap crap into Britain.
Apple Reveal ‘Revolutionary’ New Way To Take Users Money
Apple CEO Steve Jobs has unveiled the iThing – a device and software service combination that will “transform the way we transfer money from your pocket to ours.”
Steve Jobs Releases iReligion
Thousands of Apple fans lined up outside stores across the globe to convert to iReligion, a legally recognised religion released by Steve Jobs after over 10 years of speculation.