Ground Zero Food Cart Plans Spark Anti-Falafel Backlash
Angry Republicans have blasted plans by Muslim street vendors to increase the number of falafel carts to compete with hot dog, burger and ‘other meat’ carts in the area.
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Al Qaeda To Use Junk Food In Effort To Kill More Americans
Al Qaeda have admitted they can no longer compete with fast food restaurants when it comes to killing Americans and will halt current terrorist activities to open their own burger chain.
Mel Gibson Racial Slur Leak Cap Continues to Hold
PR experts have finally managed to stop the flow of obscenities, spite and racial outbursts flowing from the leak in Mel Gibson’s mouth using an innovative new cap system.
Israel to Accept Palestinian Friend Request on Facebook
US President Barack Obama has praised ‘outstanding’ progress in Middle East peace talks after Israel said they would accept Palestine’s friend request on Facebook.
Bin Laden Tape Urges ‘Brothers’ To See Twilight
A video tape purported to be from Osama bin Laden has called on terror cells across America to go and see the recently released Twilight: Eclipse movie.
Mexico Attempt to Re-Enter World Cup After Deportation
Mexico are still said to be’ livid’ over FIFA’s decision to deported them from the World Cup due to shocking revalations all 23 members were playing withought proper documentation.
US Military Drafts Plan To Invade Ghana After World Cup Loss
America have drafted plans for a full scale military incursion into Ghana after suffering a 2-1 loss at the World Cup.
World Leaders Convene For G8 Afterparty
David Cameron has urged ‘tight focus’ on preparations for the G8 afterparty – his first as Prime Minister – to ensure it would be as ‘on and popping’ as previous years.
Nucular Iran And The West
The recent post election turmoil in Iran has proved to be a defining moment for it’s attempts at democracy. The chant of “Where’s my vote?” has quickly replaced the national […]
Pakistan Steps Up Civilian Offensive
Pakistan has scrapped plans of a peace deal with civilians in the north west region of Swat Valley, in an effort to protect the country from domestic threats. US officials […]