“Jersey Shore Gave Me Brain Damage” Claims Woman
A woman is suing MTV Networks after prolonged exposure to Jersey Shore left her with a mild aneurysm as a result of severe trauma.
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Julian Assange Has Library Card Revoked
In another instance of the backlash against WikiLeaks, founder Julian Assange has been informed that his library access has been terminated ‘with immediate effect’.
FIFA Officials Accused of Cheating in FIFA Soccer 96
Three senior Fifa officials have been accused of ‘gross acts of misconduct’ whilst playing FIFA Soccer 96 on the Sega Genesis.
North Korea Coca-Cola Bottling Facility ‘Provocative’
The Coca-Cola Corporation has said a report that North Korea has built an unlicensed Coca-Cola bottling facility is further evidence of Pyongyang’s “belligerent behaviour”
US Military Concerned By Shortage of Civilians to Shoot
Internal US military statistics have shown that American and allied forces are running ‘dangerously low’ on civilians to blow up in Afghanistan.
Drug Cartel Threatens To Quit Arizona Over ‘Anti-Mexican’ Law
A Mexican drug cartel threatened to pull it’s business out of Arizona should the state continue to push its ‘hostile’ immigration policy.
YouTube Takes Down Hundreds of ‘Rickroll’ Videos
After numerous complaints from British and American officials, YouTube have removed hundreds of videos used to “rickroll” unsuspecting viewers from its site.
Man Who Played Barack Obama in 08 ‘Angered’ By Midterm Loss
The man who played Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election has revealed his ‘deep anger’ over Barack Obama’s failure to capitalise on the momentum he created two years ago.
Midterm Candidate Comes Out, Admits To Being Democrat
Congressman Gene Taylor has rocked the US midterm elections after a shocking admission that he is Democrat.
JLS Star Denies M&M ‘Greed’ Allegations After U-Turn
JLS superstar Aston Merrygold has defended himself against allegations he is ‘only in it for the M&Ms’ after a shocking u-turn just days after indicating he would quit the group.