Edward Snowden Leak Reveals Extent of Santa Surveillance Program
Fresh leaks from whistleblower Edward Snowden have exposed the existence of a mass surveillance program used by Santa to monitor naughty and nice children.
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Giant Pandas To Raise Funds For Endangered High Street Shops
The world’s population of Giant Pandas have gathered to raise funds in a last-ditch bid to save the endangered high street retailer.
Apple Unveil New Ultra Thin iPad 2D
Apple have released a new model of the iPad tablet which they claim is so thin it only exists in two dimensions of space.
Santa’s Reindeer Call For Christmas Eve Strike Over Pay
Christmas Eve plans have been thrown into turmoil after Blitzen, Dancer, Prancer and other reindeer threatened Santa with strike action on December 24th.
2112: Goal Line Technology “Almost Ready” Say Fifa
Fifa President Sepp Blatter has given football fans encouragement by announcing goal line technology is “very close” to being introduced into professional football.
Greece Banned From Using Amazon 1-Click Ordering
In a move to tackle uncontrolled levels of national spending, The EU has decided to ban Greece from making purchases through Amazon’s 1-Click ordering.
Julian Assange Has Library Card Revoked
In another instance of the backlash against WikiLeaks, founder Julian Assange has been informed that his library access has been terminated ‘with immediate effect’.