US Punishes ‘Naughty’ Pakistan, Cuts off Allowance Money
The United States confirmed it has cut off Pakistan’s $800 million allowance ‘right this minute’ warning that it would also be grounded for up to a month.
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New al-Qaeda Leader Starts Small, Stages Attack On US Mailbox
New al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri has reportedly claimed responsibility for a ‘devastating’ attack on a US mailbox.
KFC Double Down Becomes New al-Qaeda Leader
After weeks of speculation, a number of sources are confirming the appointment of the KFC Double Down as the new leader of al-Qaeda.
Donald Trump Demands Bin Laden’s Death Certificate
Donald Trump has launched an unexpected attack on Osama Bin Laden, demanding he release his long form death certificate to prove he is really dead
Osama Bin Laden Releases New Video in 3D
In an unexpected theatrical release, al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has issued a new video in 3D, threatening the West and wowing audiences at the same time.
Where’s Wally Bin Laden Edition ‘Too Hard’
A new version of the famous Where’s Wally series featuring Osama Bin Laden has been slammed for being ‘way too difficult’
Wile E Coyote Held On Terror Charges
Wile E Coyote has been held on suspected terror charges after an explosive device was intercepted by security officials on a flight bound for the US.
Al-Qaeda Number Two Leaves To Launch Solo Terrorist Career
Ayman al-Zawahri has announced he is leaving popular terrorist organisation Al-Qaeda after over a decade in the group to launch his own solo terrorist career
National Security Means Bombing Yemen
Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, the London educated, middle class Nigerian and would be bomber of flight 253 from Holland to Detroit has highlighted an obvious truth; The United States must attack Yemen.
Video Game Event Turn Children To Terrorism
Video games have long been used to corrupt our nations moral fibre but at this year’s E3 event in LA, games companies set their site higher and began actively recruiting […]