Sarah Palin Visits Zoo To Boost Foreign Experience
Following recent visits to India and Israel, Sarah Palin has ended her world tour with a trip to San Diego Zoo in a last ditch effort to gain foreign policy experience.
Africa
FIFA Officials Accused of Cheating in FIFA Soccer 96
Three senior Fifa officials have been accused of ‘gross acts of misconduct’ whilst playing FIFA Soccer 96 on the Sega Genesis.
Vatician Confirm Pope Partnership With Trojan Condoms
Trojan – manufacture of Magnum brand condoms – have unveiled Pope Benedict XVI as the face of a new line of extra sength condoms.
Abercrombie & Fitch Scrap New Non-White Model
US clothing retailer Abercombie & Fitch has scrapped a new advertising billboard featuring a single non-white model, one week after its introduction following an “almighty backlash” online.
US Military Drafts Plan To Invade Ghana After World Cup Loss
America have drafted plans for a full scale military incursion into Ghana after suffering a 2-1 loss at the World Cup.
Obama Speaks On African Disappearance
Barack Obama returned from Ghana this week after going AWOL from the recent G8 summit in Italy. Fans and political figures alike were stunned when Obama abruptly walked out of […]
Ghanaian Presidential Elections
As the first black African nation to escape from colonialism, Ghana is often held as an example of what can be achieved when these people stop fighting over seemingly unperceivable […]