G8 Achieve Significant Progress In Posing For Photographs
The G8 summit was hailed as a significant success after world leaders managed to secure a number of ‘amazing’ photos over the two days
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KFC Double Down Becomes New al-Qaeda Leader
After weeks of speculation, a number of sources are confirming the appointment of the KFC Double Down as the new leader of al-Qaeda.
Osama Bin Laden Releases New Video in 3D
In an unexpected theatrical release, al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has issued a new video in 3D, threatening the West and wowing audiences at the same time.
US Military Concerned By Shortage of Civilians to Shoot
Internal US military statistics have shown that American and allied forces are running ‘dangerously low’ on civilians to blow up in Afghanistan.
Al-Qaeda Number Two Leaves To Launch Solo Terrorist Career
Ayman al-Zawahri has announced he is leaving popular terrorist organisation Al-Qaeda after over a decade in the group to launch his own solo terrorist career
Afghan Violence ‘Will Get Worse Before It Gets Worser’
The UK’s most senior military commander has told the coalition government to expect violence in Afghanistan to get worse before it gets ‘even worser’
Yellow Cake ‘Motherload’ Discovered In Iraq
Barack Obama has order the return of troops to Iraq after 550 metric tons of ‘sumptuous’ yellow cake was discovered in Saddam Hussein’s palace
Taliban Soldiers Call For Medal of Honor Ban
Leading members of the Taliban have launched a scathing attack on the upcoming Medal of Honor game which will allow players to shoot Afghan terrorists over a number of realistic levels.
US Military Drafts Plan To Invade Ghana After World Cup Loss
America have drafted plans for a full scale military incursion into Ghana after suffering a 2-1 loss at the World Cup.
Guantanamo Bay To Become Franchise
Guantanamo Bay, the detention center famous for offering indefinite periods of hospitality and prisoner care has expanded operations and will begin franchising under the ‘Gitmo’ brand.