Mrs Petraeus Announces Phased Withdrawal From Marriage By 2013
The wife of former military officer David Petraeus has announced she has begun a phased withdrawal from their marriage to be completed by the end of 2013.
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Barack Obama Gives Predator Drone To Every Audience Member In Debate
The third presidential debate saw a stunning surprise as Barack Obama announced every single audience member would be getting their own predator drone to take home.
Shock As Child Asks Parents: “Where Does The War In Afghanistan Come From?”
According to reports, extended 9/11 coverage has led to an increase in young children asking their parents: “Mom, dad. Where does the war in Afghanistan come from?”
MoD To Make Indestructible New Body Armour From Jeremy Hunt
The Ministry of Defense has today confirmed it will begin producing the next generation of bullet proof armor from the same stuff that Jeremy Hunt is made of.
All R Kelly Music Banned From Military Following Urinating Incident
Barack Obama has confirmed all of R Kelly’s music is to be banned from the military in the wake of an online video showing Marines urinating on dead Afghans.
Al-Qaeda: US Must Better Protect Its Freedoms Before More Attacks
Ayman al-Zawahiri has launched a scathing attack against the U.S. for introducing legislation that “will make our job of terrorizing American citizens redundant”.
White House Names Armed Predator Drone As Person of the Year
The White House has selected its person of the year, giving the distinction to the individual they feel has had the most impact throughout the year: The predator drone.
Herman Cain Military Plan “Taken From Command & Conquer”
Republican nominee for president Herman Cain has come under more scrutiny after critics likened his plans for US defense to the original Command & Conquer video game.
London Riots Brought to Halt After Mums Deployed To Streets
The rioting in the streets of London has been brought to an abrupt end after Metropolitan Police decided to deploy a squad of mothers to quell trouble-makers.
Fearful Refugees Continue To Flee Tottenham Violence
After violent scenes in the nation’s capital, scores of refugees continue to flee the North London area of Tottenham in efforts to seek safety and security.