MPs to Public: Sorry For Getting Caught
The ongoing scandal over MPs expenses has given official the ideal opportunity to further hone their talents for extreme rationalisation of chronic lapses in judgement and pandering to the public. […]
Rebel Leader Declared Dead, Releases Album
The conflict between government and LTTE separatists has been brutal to say the least. One positive has come out of the fighting however, a music career. Velupillai has taken a […]
Pirate Nation
The rise of technology and has meant that traditional piracy has been marginalised almost as much as the men that carry out these 17th century measures of protest, demonstrating just […]
Memory Afflicting Virus Claims Labour Party
Tragic news this week from the UK as a devastating virus has simultaneously stricken senior members of the Labour Party in the midst of a row over MPs expenses. While […]
Pakistan Steps Up Civilian Offensive
Pakistan has scrapped plans of a peace deal with civilians in the north west region of Swat Valley, in an effort to protect the country from domestic threats. US officials […]
Flu Pandemic Now "Too Big To Fail"
Swine flu continues to spread chaos across the globe, inflicting innocent victims with “mild flu like symptoms” such as “fever” and “fatigue”. It shows no signs of slowing slowing down. […]
Global Warming Will End Us All pt2
Continued from Part 1.
Virus Outbreak: Panic Level Raised To "OMFG"
But it’s still not high enough. It comes as no surprise that pigs are the source of this latest virus outbreak. Something that sleeps its own mess is bound to […]
Global Warming Will End Us All
I’m writing up this report wearing nothing but underwear. The reason? It’s laundry day and I have nothing else to wear. But skyrocketing temperatures will ensure that wearing only underwear […]
Narcotic Border Crossing
Mexico has been a good export of cheap, disposable labour and that relationship has worked pretty well thus far. The US gets a mass of bodies that will unknowingly work […]