FA Begin Search For “Right Manager To Lead Us To Quarter Final Exit”
The English FA have begun their search for the “right candidate” to lead the national team to a suitably embarrassing quarter-final tournament defeat.
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Olympic 2012 Mascot Row: 26p An Admin Error, “Should Have Been 62p”
Makers of Olympic mascot cuddly toys have apologised for an error that caused Chinese labour wages to show as 26p per hour instead of the “industry standard” of 62p.
ITV Apologises As Torres Champions League Footage From FIFA 12
Ofcom has ruled that ITV misled viewers by airing footage of Fernando Torres as a fully contributing member of Chelsea FC, which was actually material taken from FIFA 12.
EA Announce NBA Lockout 2012 For All Major Consoles
Video game giant Electronic Arts have announced development for the “ground breaking” sports game NBA Lockout 2012 has gone gold.
“Some of My Favourite Players Are Black” Says Sepp Blatter
Sepp Blatter has played down controversy surrounding his remarks on racism in football by reminding people that some of his favourite players are black.
IOC Warn “London Travel Costs Will Hamstring Olympic Athletes”
A growing number of Olympic athletes fear they will be unable to afford London travel costs required to reach designated games venues a year from now.
Penn State Converts Itself Into Catholic Church To Avoid Scrutiny
Penn State college has filed to reclassify itself as a Catholic Church in a bid to avoid further scrutiny following allegations of systematic child sex abuse.
Pakistani Cricketers Found Guilty Of Making Sport Interesting
Four Pakistani cricketers have been handed jail sentences after being found guilty of conspiring to make cricket “kind of interesting for a few minutes.”
WWE Chairman Found Guilty of Match Fixing
The world of professional wrestling entertainment has been left stunned after Vince McMahon was found guilty of match-fixing.
Arsene Wenger Adamant Colonel Gaddafi “Doing Just Fine”
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has come out in support of Muammar Gaddafi, insisting that talk of crisis in Libya was ‘premature’.