Response Letter From John Terry: “How Can I Be A Racist?”
The following is a letter sent by John Terry in the wake of being found not guilty of a racially aggravated public order offence.
Sport
Watching Slow Plodding England Caused Lonesome George’s Death Say Scientists
Following a postmortem on Lonesome George, experts have concluded England’s slow and plodding football was the cause of death of the world’s last giant tortoise.
Russia, Poland Slammed for Outbreak of Football During Mass Brawl
The football administrations of Russia and Poland have been forced to apologise to extremist groups over an unfortunate breakout of football during mass street brawls this week.
2112: Goal Line Technology “Almost Ready” Say Fifa
Fifa President Sepp Blatter has given football fans encouragement by announcing goal line technology is “very close” to being introduced into professional football.
Manchester United To Invest “Heavily” In Crucial Refereeing Position
Sir Alex Ferguson has promised to spend the summer recruiting more referees to the team in a bid to reclaim the title from neighbours Manchester City.
David Haye And Dereck Chisora To Fight After School Behind Bike Shed
David Haye and Dereck Chisora are to face each other behind a bike shed in a fight sanctioned by a local school on 14 July.
England Fans Question Hodgson’s Ability To Fail In Big Tournaments
Football fans have begun questioning the abilty of Roy Hodgson to produce a team capable of underperforming at the highest level of international football.
Ashley Young Called Up To British Olympic Diving Team
Manchester United winger Ashley Young has received a surprise call up to join Team GB after a number of impressive dives in recent weeks.
Liverpool Aim For More Second Tier Trophies After Carling Cup Win
Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish is confident his side can build on their Carling Cup triumph and bring more second tier trophies back to Anfield.
Syrian President: The Villas-Boas Reign Is Now Untenable
Bashar al Assad has launched a scathing attack on Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas, calling for a swift end to his managerial reign before any more damage is done to the club.