The Grinch ‘Losing War on Christmas’
A recently commissioned 1000 page study has concluded that the Grinch is losing the war on Christmas ‘in a major way’.
Religion
Vatician Confirm Pope Partnership With Trojan Condoms
Trojan – manufacture of Magnum brand condoms – have unveiled Pope Benedict XVI as the face of a new line of extra sength condoms.
Superheroes Condemn French Burka Ban
Masked superheroes have rallied together in outrage after France passed a law to ban costumes which incorporate a full-face mask from being worn in public.
President Obama Condemns Harry Potter Book Burning
US President Barack Obama called plans for a group of Percy Jackson fans to burn books of rival fiction series Harry Potter ‘dangerous and inflammatory’.
God Considers Legal Action Against Stephen Hawking
God is said to be considering legal action after reacting angrily to claims by Stephen Hawking He had nothing to do with the Big Bang.
Vatican Dismiss Macaulay Culkin ‘Rumors’
Cardinal Angelo Sodano has urged the Catholic faithful not to be swayed by “petty gossip” surrounding allegations the Pope covered up the abuse of Macaulay Culkin.
Steve Jobs Releases iReligion
Thousands of Apple fans lined up outside stores across the globe to convert to iReligion, a legally recognised religion released by Steve Jobs after over 10 years of speculation.
God Assembles PR Team To Improve Image
In a move to address waning public perception since the recent earthquake in Haiti, God aka ‘The Big Man Upstairs’ has taken a bold step to assemble a new public relations team.
Christian Group Attacks Christmas Spirit
The festive season is upon us once again as all across the globe families come together to celebrate this momentous time by spending money in the true spirit of Christmas.