Republican Candidate Releases Sex Tape, Proves Not Gay
Carl Paladino has released a ‘short but graphic’ sex tape to prove to voters that he is definitely not gay.
Politics
Midterm Candidate Comes Out, Admits To Being Democrat
Congressman Gene Taylor has rocked the US midterm elections after a shocking admission that he is Democrat.
Trapped Democrats Hopeful of Election Success
Barack Obama and 33 other Democrats have trapped themselves inside a Colorado mine in an astonishing attempt to boost voter sentiment ahead of November’s midterm elections.
Superheroes Condemn French Burka Ban
Masked superheroes have rallied together in outrage after France passed a law to ban costumes which incorporate a full-face mask from being worn in public.
President Obama Fired After Rolling Stone Interview
Barack Obama was forced to resign as US President after making disparaging remarks about Fox News’s journalistic integrity in a Rolling Stone article.
Nick Clegg Hails Achievements in Home Decoration
In a dramatic attempt to prove his worth, Nick Clegg has hailed the ‘good things’ he has acheived with the Downing Street decor since forming government.
Jerry Mouse Releases ‘Controversial’ Memoirs
In what is being described as a ‘blatant grab for attention’, Jerry Mouse has released his memoirs detailing a dysfunctional relationship with co-star Tom Cat.
World Leaders Convene For G8 Afterparty
David Cameron has urged ‘tight focus’ on preparations for the G8 afterparty – his first as Prime Minister – to ensure it would be as ‘on and popping’ as previous years.
Clegg Blasts Cameron Over Spilt Milk
The first cracks in the Lib-Con coalition appeared after Nick Clegg was said to be ‘extremely annoyed’ at David Cameron for failing to clean milk he spilled in first week of the new government.
Pacquiao Wins Congressional Seat in First Round KO
Manny ‘Pacman’ Pacquiao has been declared Sarangani congressman of the world after knocking out 61 year old opponent Roy ‘Sugar Scion’ Chiongbian just seconds into the first round.