Hungry Protesters Demand End To Burger King’s Reign
The 40-year rule of the Burger King is believed to be under ‘serious’ threat amid increasing unrest throughout the fast food chain’s restaurants ad drive-thru locations.
Politics
David Cameron’s Big Society Speech Nominated for Oscar
In a last minute Oscars shock, UK Prime Minister David Cameron has been added to the nominations for best male performance for his role in the defence of ‘The Big Society’
Pope Condemns Berlusconi Child-Free Sex Scandal
Pope Benedict XVI has voiced his criticism of Silvio Berlusconi for finding himself embroiled in a sex scandal involving women and not young boys.
Blair Tells Iraq Inquiry: “I Stuck My Fingers In My Ears”
Tony Blair said he disregarded warnings attacking Iraq would be illegal without further UN backing because he had stuck his fingers in his ears.
“No Legislation Until We Get A Bouncy Castle” Say GOP
Republicans have wasted no time in setting their agenda for the new year by threatening to block all legislation until Barack Obama agreed to install a bouncy castle on the floor of the House of Representatives
Count Chocula Calls For Ivory Coast Resolution
Count Vladimir Elysius von Chocula aka “Count Chocula” has called for the disputed leader to step down for the sake of political stability.
Barack Obama Agrees to Extend McRib Sales Period
President Obama has announced a landmark deal to extend the availability of the McRib sandwich past it’s original six week promotional sales window.
Liberal Democrats Begin Search For Nick Clegg’s Spine
Hundreds of Liberal Democrat parliamentary candidates are set to launched a country-wide search for deputy PM Nick Clegg’s spine.
Sarah Palin Refudiates Link To 2012 Doomsday
Sarah Palin has given the clearest indication yet that the world will end in 2012 by admitting she is condering running for president in two years time
Man Who Played Barack Obama in 08 ‘Angered’ By Midterm Loss
The man who played Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election has revealed his ‘deep anger’ over Barack Obama’s failure to capitalise on the momentum he created two years ago.